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The Husband Store

I read this funny story somewhere, I just thought you may find it interesting guys, read on:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City (well did you think anywhere else could open such a store!), where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor , or you may choose to go up a floor,but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better >than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.


The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and loves kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's >further up?" And up she goes again.


The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"


The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.


The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.


The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,781,329,569, to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are IMPOSSIBLE to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Store and have a nice day!

Hello ladies out there, are we really like that?  I think it's just not because we are impossible to please but it's because we are looking for Mr. Right who doesn't really exist at all.   Some ladies think that it's better to wait for Mr. Right than to try and ended up with Mr. Oh, All Right.  Well, there's no Mr. Right in this world, that's the truth.   I think that two people can be compatible for each other in marriage, but i dont think that there is one single person that is "the right one". What do you think?

What in the World You Did Today Honey?

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.

His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, cat food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."